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Premium Men's Grooming — Canada

Built to
a Standard.

Seven precision tools. One magnetic case. The kind of kit you keep on your desk — not because you have to, but because you want to.

Get The Vault — $50 CAD + Hand Recovery Oil — $16

Surgical-Grade Steel

Magnetic Closure

7 Precision Tools

Hand Recovery Oil

Built to Last

Ships Canada-Wide

Surgical-Grade Steel

Magnetic Closure

7 Precision Tools

Hand Recovery Oil

Built to Last

Ships Canada-Wide

Surgical-Grade Steel

Magnetic Closure

7 Precision Tools

Hand Recovery Oil

Built to Last

Ships Canada-Wide

Product 001 — The Vault

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The Vault

Seven tools. One standard.

A magnetic case that clicks shut like it was engineered — because it was. Top-grain leather exterior. CNC-cut foam interior. Seven stainless steel tools seated in precision slots. Nothing rattles. Nothing moves.

Steel grade420J2 Stainless

ExteriorTop-grain leather

InteriorCNC-cut EVA foam

ClosureN42 Neodymium magnets

Tools included7 precision tools

$50 CAD

One-time purchase · Free shipping over $75 CAD

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Precision & Durability

Sharp enough
to mean it.

Every NOIR tool passes a strict sharpness test before it ships. The clipper must cut through 80gsm paper in one clean motion. No tearing. No second attempt. The scissors glide through tissue from tip to pivot without snagging once. These are manufacturing requirements — not promises.

0

Burrs tolerated

2%

Max defect rate

N42

Magnet grade

7

Tools every kit

Steel grade420J2 Stainless

FinishMatte bead-blast

Case shellAnodized ABS

LeatherTop-grain, matte black

BrandingDebossed — lid only

Built to a standard.

What we require before shipment

All cutting tools must pass a paper-cut sharpness test. No dull edges accepted — not one.

Zero burrs on any cutting surface. Every edge smooth and clean before it leaves the factory.

Magnetic closure must hold shut when held upside down with all 7 tools inside.

Leather wrap shows zero lifting or peeling at corners on arrival.

Pre-production golden sample approved by us before mass production begins.

10% of every order inspected with photo documentation before shipment.

Maximum 2% defect rate. Any order exceeding this is replaced at manufacturer cost.

Know your tools

All 7 NOIR precision tools laid out with labels explaining each tool purpose

N — 01

The Flush

Standard clipper

Primary cut for fingernails. Flat jaw delivers a clean flush trim in one decisive motion. No jagged edges, no second pass needed.

N — 02

The Heavy

Toenail clipper

Wide jaw, stronger spring. Built specifically for toenails where a standard clipper fails. The tool most kits leave out entirely.

N — 03

The Bite

Cuticle nipper

Spring-loaded jaw removes dead cuticle skin cleanly. No tearing, no guessing. The step that makes the real visible difference.

N — 04

The Draw

Dual-grit nail file

Coarse side shapes. Fine side finishes. One pass, no snags. Replaces the entire junk drawer of files you have been ignoring.

N — 05

The Set

Cuticle pusher

Resets the nail bed before trimming. The step most men skip — and the reason their nails never look quite right even after cutting.

N — 06

The Detail

Curved scissors

Curved blade handles hangnails and edge work the clipper cannot reach. Precise control over small adjustments. Eliminates the need to bite.

N — 07

The Grip

Slant-tip tweezers

Precision extraction for splinters, hangnails, and fine detail work. The sleeper tool in the kit — until you need it.

Product 002 — Hand Recovery Oil

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Hand Recovery Oil

The ritual after the work.

Your hands close deals. They build things. They shake hands that matter. The oil is not a luxury — it is maintenance. Fast-absorbing. Cedarwood-scented. Arrives before you run out.

NOIR Hand Recovery Oil bottle with natural ingredients

Jojoba OilBase carrier

Vitamin ERepair + protect

Sweet Almond OilDeep hydration

CedarwoodMasculine scent

Volume30ml / 1fl oz

$16 CAD

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